- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

did you ever see a butter fly?

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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