The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Myspace

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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