There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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