- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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