what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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