What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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