A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Hello world

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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