What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

jokes r dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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