- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Women's rights

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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