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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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