- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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