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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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