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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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