Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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