- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man did not like this site

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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