- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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