- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

My spelling is horrible

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

it was all Tagart

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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