- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A man did not like this site

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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