- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Refridgerator.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

knock knock? come in

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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