- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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