Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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hello anomonous

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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