- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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