What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

pull my finger (farts)

Your mom is so old she died

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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