A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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