There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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