What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Heskey time.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

can you touch your toes? no

So, how 'bout that airline food?

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

what's black? a lot of things.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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