- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Pickles

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Detroit has a low crime rate

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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