- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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