Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Lololol

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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