Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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