Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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