- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

God is real.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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