- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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