a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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