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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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