- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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