- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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