Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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