- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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