- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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