What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A man did not like this site

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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