What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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