- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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