A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

i have yougurt mit traktor

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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