I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hello

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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