How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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