- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

In soviet Russia...things are different

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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