- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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