What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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