- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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