- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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