- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Jebron Lames.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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