- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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