- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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