- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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