- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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