- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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