If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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