Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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