Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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