- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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