- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

You are joking right?

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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