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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Knock knock. Its open.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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