- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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