whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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