So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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^ That's not even funny ^

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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