why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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