- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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