- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

an emo girl walked into a white room

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

eoin burgin is fat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why do fat people commit suicide

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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