- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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