What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

this website is a bad joke

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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