- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

your mom was so fat that she died.

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