- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

men's rights activists

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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