What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

An Irishman walked out of a bar

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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