- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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