- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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