A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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