- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Jesus Christ

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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