Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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