Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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