What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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