Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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