What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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