- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Canadians

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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