- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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