- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Cripples are lame.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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