Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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