What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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