What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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