What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Take part of what?

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Sarah Palin.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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