Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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