Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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