- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

hola said the chinese man

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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