- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Chuck Norris.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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