Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

360 NO SCOPE

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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