A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Golf.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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