- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

women's rights

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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