Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Happy Monday!

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

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