Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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