Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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