- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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