- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

i saw amango it splootered

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

David Cameron

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

An Asian with a big dick.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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