- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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