whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Jesus Christ

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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