2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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