- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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