- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

America

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

This is an anti-joke.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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